So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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