she woke up with a sticky ear
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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