Me too!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
