you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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