honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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