At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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