She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it glows. i had to have it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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