I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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