I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Are we still banned from the library?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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