I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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