sarcasm needs its own font
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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