I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
how does that bad decision feel?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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