careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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