is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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