I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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