My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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