The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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