When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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