You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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