is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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