Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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