: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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