She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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