I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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