at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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