Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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