Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
