So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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