i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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