Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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