I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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