I need help removing her.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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