I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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