Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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