haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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