Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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