ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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