I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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