i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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