If that was your dad, he is hot
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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