Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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