i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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