I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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