Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Randomize
