thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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