K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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