Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I forget how to act sober
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