I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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