the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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