how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.