Christians are straight up FREAKS
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?