well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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