when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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