It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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