I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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