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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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