New low: just hacked my moms facebook
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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