Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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